This is a beautiful game about the struggle between good and evil. The ice age baby is the major villain of our time and the world needs to band together to defeat this demon.
Man this is a masterpiece. This game clearly portrays the victory of good over evil. Still, evil manages to thrive in the shadows. But the good ones will always crush them.
Salute to you Bernie Sanders.
May you succeed in putting an end to ice baby for good.
“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be;
In “Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat,” his first speech as Prime Minister to the House of Commons May 13, 1940 quoted by Jeffrey R. Holland in “However Long and Hard the Road” BYU Devotional 18 Jan 1983” ― Winston S. Churchill
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wher is this baby hifimg
One of the best game ever here on itch, 100% would recomend and play again.
I've literally ascended to heaven playing this fantastic game.
lmaooo
i tried to speedrun this and got 2:02 for my time
awsome can't wait for part 2 my fav part was killing ice age baby this was really fun to play in class
This is a beautiful game about the struggle between good and evil. The ice age baby is the major villain of our time and the world needs to band together to defeat this demon.
this is perfect, 100000000000000000000000uwu/9
Wonderful game
where my head
Hice un video probando varios juegos random y jugue este juego, les dejo el video por si quieren ver de que trata!
I made a video trying several random games and I played this game, I leave the video in case you want to see what it's about!
Surprisingly well thought out and bugless for having the graphical strength of a 3 year old in ms paint.
best game of the year better than elden ring and god of war 5 combined
This is a MASTAPEICE!
1000000000000000/0.1 in my opinion
This Game Is Very Worthy Of A Rating
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10
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yes
very yes.
The ark option got me-
Lol, Same! I Cant Wait To Review A Game Where I Can Choose The Ark Option hehe, 😈
I litterally haven't even played it yet but seeing 2d bernie sanders with a swat team outside mcdonalds makes me think this is a brilliant game
WE NEED PART 2 OR ELSE ILL EAT MY DOGS POOP OFF THE FLOOR PLS PLS PLS
part 2 plz
Lets go 99Zillion/10
Honestly beautiful. The world exploration, the vivid characters, the intense story. 11/10.
simply beautiful
The perfect game doesn't exi-
truly a work of art
Brought a tear to my eye.
My dad fucked my mother thanks to this game and now I have this little lobster
Your mother is a lobster
ok then brother
100/10 GG
This is truly one of the games of all time. The story is written and the gameplay can be played. 11/10
wait really???
Beautiful. I can feel the heart and dedication poured into this game
Exciting game, honestly.
i got stuck but then i found the hypercube
i killed the baby
I love you
this has to be one of the games of all time
i didn't liked the ending
this game needs a speedrun category brooo
this game embraces masculinity big W
+1 braincel
just looking at the pics i am loosing brain cells
Man this is a masterpiece. This game clearly portrays the victory of good over evil. Still, evil manages to thrive in the shadows. But the good ones will always crush them.
Salute to you Bernie Sanders.
May you succeed in putting an end to ice baby for good.
“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be;
In “Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat,” his first speech as Prime Minister to the House of Commons May 13, 1940 quoted by Jeffrey R. Holland in “However Long and Hard the Road” BYU Devotional 18 Jan 1983”
― Winston S. Churchill
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