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good game but where sex update?

Pause bruh

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Great job, soldier. Thank you for your service

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this was such a fever dream

thank you

best game ever

most  game ever

this game is a masterpice 

It is sordeeoep

best game hands down >_< loll

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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100/10 hArder than doom

SMASH

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THIS IS THE GAME IVE EVER PLAYED 100/10

this is definitely a game i've ever played 10/10

10/10 would recomend prob bc i didnt have brain cells to begin with

wher is this baby hifimg

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One of the best game ever here on itch, 100% would recomend and play again.

I've literally ascended to heaven playing this fantastic game.

lmaooo

i tried to speedrun this and got 2:02 for my time

awsome can't wait for part 2 my fav part was killing ice age baby this was really fun to play in class

This is a beautiful game about the struggle between good and evil. The ice age baby is the major villain of our time and the world needs to band together to defeat this demon.

this is perfect, 100000000000000000000000uwu/9

Wonderful game

where my head

Wild Photos Of People Who Like This Game And Hate Ice Age Baby

Hice un video probando varios juegos random y jugue este juego, les dejo el video por si quieren ver de que trata!

I made a video trying several random games and I played this game, I leave the video in case you want to see what it's about!

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Surprisingly well thought out and bugless for having the graphical strength of a 3 year old in ms paint.

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best game of the year better than elden ring and god of war 5 combined

This is a MASTAPEICE!

1000000000000000/0.1 in my opinion

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This Game Is Very Worthy Of A Rating  

---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☑ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Eargasm

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☑ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☐ Decent

☑ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☑ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☐ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☐ No Story

☑ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☐ Short

☑ Average

☐ Long

☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

☐ 1

☐ 2

☐ 3

☐ 4

☐ 5

☐ 6

☐ 7

☐ 8

☐ 9

☑ 10

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yes

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very yes.

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The ark option got me-

Lol, Same! I Cant Wait To Review A Game Where I Can Choose The Ark Option hehe, 😈

I litterally haven't even played it yet but seeing 2d bernie sanders with a swat team outside mcdonalds makes me think this is a brilliant game

WE NEED PART 2 OR ELSE ILL EAT MY DOGS POOP OFF THE FLOOR PLS PLS PLS

part 2 plz

Lets go 99Zillion/10

Honestly beautiful. The world exploration, the vivid characters, the intense story. 11/10.

simply beautiful

The perfect game doesn't exi-

truly a work of art

Brought a tear to my eye.

My dad fucked my mother thanks to this game and now I have this little lobster

Your mother is a lobster

ok then brother

100/10 GG

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